Anonymous
January 28, 2026 at 10:23:23 AM
Yeah, yeah, I had to do it
Nobody else will
Nick Nittoli, yeah
[Chorus]
Where all the celebrities been hiding?
No one knows, seems like nobody can find them
It's a big club and I don't think we invited
No, no, not to Epstein Island
[Post-Chorus]
Epstein, E-E-Epstein Island
Epstein, E-E-Epstein Island
It’s a big club and I don’t think we invited (Nah, nah)
No, no, not to Epstein Island
[Verse 1]
Stephen Hawking said in a letter
That touching on little boys is like better than walking (Hahaha)
And Bill Gates was sayin' it’s fun
And it’s the only place that doesn’t keep his Microsoft
Yeah, it's time to go, go, go and expose the
Celebrities that love the island life like Oprah
I think like Prince Andrew sat on the throne, though
Thinkin' that nobody would really snap that photo
I'm surprised he liked girls, I thought that he's a homo
And these people run the world? Tell me something I don't know
A few mimosas and Adrenochroma
It's how these people go ahead and seize the moment
Yeah, Bill Clinton (Bill), no one believes it
But we knew Hillary never sucked on his penis (Hahaha)
And Chris Tucker was, like, obviously here
'Cause where has Chris Tucker been for the past ten years?
Kevin Spacey, please don't rape me
We know he like 'em young, I mean way under eighteen
No Halloween, they got masks and vaccines
Always a special guest just like Harvey Weinstein (Harvey)
And it's the children that we need to protect
These elites got 'em flying on Lolita Express
I need to express just how I feel about pedophiles
Think we need an execution and we don't need a trial (That's real)
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[Chorus]
Where all the celebrities been hiding? (Where they at? Yeah)
No one knows, seems like nobody can find them (Find them)
It's a big club and I don't think we invited (Yeah, invited)
No, no, not to Epstein Island (Nah)
[Verse 2]
What's the final destination up in Disney cruises? (Yeah)
"Epstein was a suicide," are you kidding me, dude? (Hahaha)
'Cause he never went to jail (No), never sat in that cell
And it probably was a clone, but nobody could tell
Cameron Diaz and Bruce Willis also went to the island
Jimmy Kimmel, Noam Chomsky were all on the flight log
Everybody is involved, everybody's a client
We should be outside that courtroom starting a riot (Woo, woo, woo)
Now Jeffrey's gone, but everyone's head-scratchin'
No one's talking 'bout the tunnels or all of the sex trafficking
Love it when they say that this is just a theory
Someone, tell me, what's the definition of a conspiracy?
When two or more people act on agreement (Yeah)
That violates the law, tell me, what are we seeing?
Look up Zorro Ranch, you won't get back to sleep
It's a rabbit hole the moment you look into Epstein
[Chorus]
Where all the celebrities been hiding? (Where? Where? Where?)
No one knows, seems like nobody can find them (No, no, find 'em)
It's a big club and I don't think we invited (Club, club, nah)
No, no, not to Epstein Island
[Post-Chorus]
Epstein, E-E-Epstein Island
Epstein, E-E-Epstein Island
It’s a big club and I don’t think we invited (Nah)
No, no, not to Epstein Island
Replied on: January 28, 2026 at 11:53:29 AM
i hope both of your legs cramp like hell